4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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