I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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