I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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