I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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