his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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