I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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