you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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