You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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