I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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