I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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