You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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