Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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