Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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