i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I love how my cats smell like pot.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Randomize
