...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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