id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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