Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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