My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I don't deserve a penis
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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