you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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