"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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