You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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