We won't sleep together?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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