i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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