It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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