i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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