question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
