That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize