New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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