she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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