P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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