she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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