Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need to stop coming to work sober
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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