We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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