I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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