did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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