Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i believe in u and ur pee
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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