u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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