You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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