I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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