I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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