Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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