Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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