bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
send nudes
from the living room?
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