And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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