I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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