ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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