I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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