While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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