why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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