I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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