Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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