Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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