I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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