This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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